Friday, December 30, 2016

HillBot

I decided to check in on Hillary Clinton's social media feed, doing so for the purposes of trolling having fallen out of my daily routine nearly two months ago.

This post, with the two leading comments from the same bot engine aside a creepy robotic head shot, is uncanny:


Is there anything about this woman at all that is authentic? Anything?

Don't forget how narrowly we avoided, at least for the time being, a future characterized by a dried out roast beef sandwich (NSFMH--not safe for mental health) sloshing over a human face--forever.

11 comments:

DissidentRight said...

Dude, that link was not cool. Trigger warning, please!

Dan said...

Damnit, AE! I'm not going eat for a week!

But it does drive home that the bullet we dodged was not merely political lose but the sheer loss of pride that would have gone along with it.

The Z Blog said...

In the 80's, an article of faith on the Left was that the people hated Reagan's polices, but loved Reagan. His acting skills, affable personality and Hollywood production team fooled people into voting for him. Their conclusion was that they should get an affable liar and use A-list Hollywood producers to sell him and their agenda. Thus we got Clinton.

People forget the innovation Team Clinton brought to the table. They did the high-quality campaign videos, the carefully trained media handlers and the set choreographers. It was the first time that a campaign was a full-on Hollywood production. The fact that it got Bubba elected confirmed to the Left that it was the winning formula.

The trouble is it set off a dynamic of increasingly sterile candidates on both sides. Old Bob Dole staggering around was snickered at by the cool kids of both teams in the the '96 election. That's when the GOP started training and developing W as their guy for 2000. He was right from central casting.

Obama could very have been a random black guy who showed up for a casting call. He is a man with no backstory of any consequence. They could have hired an actor, gave him an exotic biography and a funny name and the result would have been the same. He was just a front man for the organization that hired him.

That's what got us Trump. The GOP was prepared to have a beauty contest among their synthetic stiffs and the Dem were running the prop from Weekend at Bernie's. By comparison, Trump in all his quirky New York guy ways stood out as the real flesh and blood human. The fact that he was the only one willing to address issues important to voters put him over the top.

As to Clinton, no, there is nothing on the level with her. That ship sailed long ago when she decided that her life would be as a supporting actor in the Bill Clinton story. Her marriage is a sham. Her career is a shame. Her whole life is a sham. Just one lie after another, an outhouse made of shit.

Good riddance to bad cess.

Happy New Year AE.

Audacious Epigone said...

Dissident Right/Dan,

NSFMH--Not safe for mental health, then? Done. Thank you for sacrificing yourselves so that others may live!

Z,

Her marriage is a sham. Her career is a shame. Her whole life is a sham. Just one lie after another, an outhouse made of shit.

Good riddance to bad cess.

It's neither hyperbolic nor unctuous to say that discovering your writing has been the single greatest thing that has happened to my intellectual life in 2016. Happy New Year to you as well.

Anonymous said...

I've heard she has had multiple meltdowns since election night. Thirty lashes for me for almost feeling sorry for her !!

Dan said...

Trump tweets today,

"Various media outlets and pundits say that I thought I was going to lose the election. Wrong, it all came together in the last week and.....
I thought and felt I would win big, easily over the fabled 270 (306). When they cancelled fireworks, they knew, and so did I."

I love how Trump is selling his narrow win as a massive landslide.

But the tweets showing his beautiful progeny and wishing love upon all SJW haters of the world are my favorites. Every tweet probably sets a thousand SJW therapy programs back to square one and represents a direct cash stimulus to the psychiatrists of America.

That these wretches should be unhappy is right and proper. In 2015 they gave us murderer Bruce Jenner in drag all day, every day. The pure distillation of human progress, we were told.

Dan said...

Our side still maintains the moral high ground. Nobody loses their employment for being the first to stop clapping for Trump.

The terroristic Human Rights Campaign, by contrast, with nothing to spend its money on after gay "marriage" was ramrodded through, spent its millions in 2015 working to achieve unemployment for anyone who publicly questioned the Jenner absurdity.

Audacious Epigone said...

Dan,

This is the one you're talking about, right? It made me laugh out loud, literally. Trump is a natural. "Love!"

Dan said...

AE -- That's the very tweet.


Horror author Stephen King, who has been apoplectic since the election, tweeted to his 2.7 million followers:

"One remarkable difference between Obama and Trump: the latter seems to have absolutely no sense of humor. The clearest sign of a dull mind."

God bless him, he really doesn't get that his kind are the butt of Trump's trolling and that America is having a great time at his expense.

Audacious Epigone said...

Dan,

Sounds like it's from a parody account. Obama is humorless, Trump is hilarity personified. Has anyone who has ever known Trump personally credibly asserted that he has no sense of humor? It's always the opposite.

Jamie said...

i get your point, but I think we avoided much more than the dry beef sandwich: under Hillary, a nuclear confrontation with Russia would be a real possibility: either over Syria, or over Ukraine.