Saturday, December 15, 2012

The Good Life

With apologies to Aristotle specifically and my readership more generally, a quick glimpse into my world. If I haven't found it, it feels like I must be pretty close. I wake up at 8am to my girlfriend's gentle kisses. We make love out of my morning wood and then she makes me this while I do P90X yoga:


She leaves for work and I have the day to seek out wisdom through a flat screen portal in the comfort of my own home from the best minds of the age, wherever they may dwell.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

¿You quit/lost yor job?

Audacious Epigone said...

No sir, it was a Saturday.

Dan said...

If this girl is worth it, put a ring on her finger and have her popping out your progeny.

A woman who isn't raising your children isn't fully yours.

Dan said...

Epigone, you know the data well.

In America in 2012, relationships outside of marriage are lower status, lower intelligence and lower income on average. Not getting married is the biggest marker of proleness that the data will give you.

And her youth, beauty and vitality and whatever else is there for your future clan, bro. You waste her youth, she won't have another one.

Audacious Epigone said...

Dan,

Cohabitation first to test the waters. She's 8 years younger than I am, so time needs to be more of a concern of mine than of hers. I'll keep you updated.