This audio report was not produced by The Onion. To the contrary, it was indirectly produced by American readers, through an annual transfer of almost $500 million in taxpayer money to the CPB. It is, apparently, to be perceived as serious news reporting. Unfortunately, reporter Mike Pesca has not yet been able to infiltrate a noose stronghold!
The piece runs for less than five minutes. In that span, the word "noose" is mentioned a full 24 times (once every 11 seconds). This noxious pandemic is real, and it threatens the very lives of you and your family!
A cynic might say the two most recent media hunts for the evil white bigot, in the Duke lacrosse case and in Jena, Louisiana, have ended up revealing the most culpable characters to be black. That cynic is wrong! Yes, the vicious assault on a lone white kid (who had nothing to do with the putative impetus, a few nooses found under a popular student gathering spot months prior) by six black athletes who were anything but stand-up guys, proves that the next lynching of an enfeebled black man is merely hours away (the last lynching in the US occured more than a quarter-century ago). Hostile nooses draw near!
Pay no heed to the fact that while 38% of the public have reservations about a Mormon in the Whitehouse, 23% with a woman, and 20% with a Hispanic, only 11% are say the same about a black occupying the place. No time to wonder what percentage of the public would express discomfort in choosing a WASP for the Presidency (I suspect it would be higher than 11%)--hostile nooses draw near!
Nevermind that blacks are 7-9 times more likely to commit violent crimes than whites are, or that in 85% of interracial crimes the perpetrator is black, or that a black is nearly 40 times more likely to commit a violent crime against someone who is white than viceversa, or that blacks are more than twice as likely as whites to commit an officially designated hate crime, the parameters of which are tailored to be used in charging whites for aggression against non-white minorities.' Hostile nooses draw near!
Forget the racial cleansing campaigns taking place in Los Angeles, involving Hispanic and black street gangs, or that there exist Hispanic havens that are no-go places for blacks in America's most diverse city (of course, there are places in virtually every major US city that are no-go for whites). While there may not be a particular location that is a no-go zone due to white aggressiveness, wherever there is a white man, it must be remebered that hostile nooses likely draw near!
No need to raise the issue of lynchings in, say, Guatemala, where there have been 29 confirmed thus far this year in that country. The actual number is likely higher still, given that only 2% of homicide crimes are solved. How this might be relevant, in the face of migrants and drugs entering illegally from Guatemala into the US is of scant concern, though. After all, hostile nooses draw near!
Additionally, the story serves as a reminder of the blatant leftward bias of government radio. The 'experts' interviewed by Pesca of NPR consist of a researcher from the Southern Poverty Law Center and NAACP chairmen Julian Bond. That most Western media outlets skew leftward is nothing novel or ambiguous, but if the majority of your news consumption comes from the internet, allow the report to serve as a quick refresher.
Dennis Dale has more on the growing threat, and Steve Sailer reports on how the nefarious ropes have expanded into the realm of the metaphysical.